"Oi not up there!" Martha protested as my cock slipped and jabbed at the ass hole. "Al for fuck's sake!" I Brunette wailed but it was all right and I sort of squelched my length into her sopping cunt as she lay back on the old double bed mattress Al had in the back just in case he pulled. "Oh Johnno," Martha wailed as Johnno drove along the fucking cats eyes on the edge of the hard Public Nudity shoulder making the whole van judder. "Haha," he chortled. "Cunt!" I said but Martha was lapping it up so I wasn't too fussed as I humped away at her as we rattled along. She was lapping it up, hooting and hollering she fucking come like a fucking banshee fucking hollering and wailing, god knows what the fuckers outside thought because by that time we was parked up in the car park at Tebay Westmorland services on the M6 and fucking Al had fucked off to get a McDonalds. I was so fucking into Martha I never realised we stopped, christ did we get some funny looks when we climbed out but who gives a fuck? Anyway when Al comes back at least he had the decency to bring some Muck Nuggets as we called them and those poxy little overcooked chips they calls fries and then the cunt says it's his fucking turn for shagging and I had to drive, cunt. I reckon he fucked up because after the third time I asian stalled the cunt the fucking battery rolled over and died so we had to push start the fucker which ain't japanese funny uphill. We filled up the diesel did a three point turn bump started it bthe wrong way down the slip road pulled a U ie and fucked off toward bthe land of the jocks and we was passing Carlisle when we realised we forgot to pay for the diesel. "Reckon they got our number?" I asked Al "Shouldn't fucking think so they're under your seat," Al assured me, "That un on the back is a Police covert van and the cunt on the front is off a Liverpool milk float." I weren't exactly reassured so I just kept tooling along at 70 or so watching the fucking world hurtle past in the fast lane, I'll tell you something about the fucking jocks, those cunts sure don't fucking hang about. Glasgow, Cumber-fucking-nald, what a shit hole. "You finished shagging?" I asked, shagging, the cunts was fast asleep Callendar, Crianlarich, we was on fucking A roads now, group well jock A roads, fucking bends strung together like they didn't know what fucking straight was and then the sky started getting light and there we fucking was heading into Glencoe. "Fuck!" I said, "Too fucking late." There was Saville's gaff all right, except some cunt had painted 'Pedo," on it in three foot high letters and there was a couple of Jocks loading a leather settee onto the roof rack of a Skoda and another couple of cunts nicking the roof tiles and loading up a Iveco flatbed. "This that cunt Saville's gaff?" I asked. "Who wanstay no?" this cunt says "Does yer mate speak english?" Martha says. "Ah ham speaking Fuckninglish," the cunt says, "Ye stupit tard!" "Thought you cunts wore skirts?" Al said drunkenly, "Wassa difference between a Scotsman and a tranny?" "I don't know?" Right now all he cared about was having them come over . asian . . She stepped in front of the mirror; not bad she thought. I moved out of my parents house right after graduation and my teacher's salary didn't cover all the bills so I had a weekend job delivering for Papa John's. Surprisingly, it worked. I was tempted to ask for a triple, but I let it pass. I switched the group egg on at low power. He looked a freight train was barreling down on him, frozen in fright. “There is no ‘should.’ You don’t have to. This ended up creating several difficult Public Nudity situations in which he would have made different decisions for each group. My wife said. I like the egg touch. Still, I was somewhat surprised when japanese the doorbell rang Brunette at 6:15.